I looked in the mirror like,
First World Problems:
I don’t know what weirds me out about this Starbucks more, the various botched attempts at modern art or the number of creepy old men who’ve tried to flirt with me…
Dear authors of my GRE manual: I understand that you want to sound humorous & edgy, but dear god…your sexual metaphors…I dunno if you guys have ever had sex or not, but that is NOT how it works. -_-
Old Bitch Problems:
It really just hit me that I’m turning 26 in a couple of months. And I have NO idea how that happened o.O
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
I started to feel like a big kid for exercising with hand weights…and then I remembered that they’re only 3 lbs each.
- Obama: I like Coke
- Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
Any advice on GRE prep? Linkies to useful goodies, perhaps? Say yes, and earn my eternal love.