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starsandgutters:

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starsandgutters:

When Oscar Wilde was asked to list his 100 favourite books he said he couldn’t because “I have only written five”.

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Don’t forget his famous last words:

“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”

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You, I like.

Also “Be yourself, everyone else is taken.”
And “Sometimes I’m so clever I have no idea what i’m saying.”

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dapperdonuts:

raspberrying:

andithevillian:

This is HANDS DOWN my favorite grammatical example.

i am such an oxford comma enthusiast

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dapperdonuts:

raspberrying:

andithevillian:

This is HANDS DOWN my favorite grammatical example.

i am such an oxford comma enthusiast

same

(via thecouscousqueen)

colormecurvy:

I hate the phrase “boys will be boys” and I think it should be replaced with “bad parenting results in assholes”

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collegehumor:

Hope Depot Slogan Still Applies to Restrooms

Their customer service really goes above and beyond.

God I love reddit.

(via ebookporn)

My best friend found this and posted it on her Facebook wall. And now I’m totally losing my shit. 

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I’m not sure which is more hilarious - that they misspelled Al-Jazeera on an official advert, or that they actually had an entire conference about this. 

God I love crazy people.

Nail, meet head.

Nail, meet head.

(via thisiswhiteprivilege)

meme-rage:

Oh snails.http://meme-rage.tumblr.com

Your public service announcement for the day.

meme-rage:

Oh snails.

http://meme-rage.tumblr.com

Your public service announcement for the day.

(via imito)

  • Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
  • Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

risodomundo:

So thats why

A timeless mystery, solved.

(via thats-so-meme)

I think I may be the only person on earth happy to see the Twinkie die.

Namely, because it’s a cross between high fructose corn syrup and an ass sandwich.