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I would proudly display any of these in poster form in my room. Seriously.

(via thefrogman)

I want this family to adopt me. Now.

sapphrikah:

nextyearsgirl:

kittens have their first sips of water [x]

“GOD DAMN THAT’S REFRESHING”

I SAY GODDAMN

(via cordialpotions)

flushed-quadrant:

starsandgutters:

not-the-very-button:

starsandgutters:

When Oscar Wilde was asked to list his 100 favourite books he said he couldn’t because “I have only written five”.

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Don’t forget his famous last words:

“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”

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You, I like.

Also “Be yourself, everyone else is taken.”
And “Sometimes I’m so clever I have no idea what i’m saying.”

(via gisellenoir)

dapperdonuts:

raspberrying:

andithevillian:

This is HANDS DOWN my favorite grammatical example.

i am such an oxford comma enthusiast

same

dapperdonuts:

raspberrying:

andithevillian:

This is HANDS DOWN my favorite grammatical example.

i am such an oxford comma enthusiast

same

(via maghrabiyya)

colormecurvy:

I hate the phrase “boys will be boys” and I think it should be replaced with “bad parenting results in assholes”

(via maghrabiyya)

collegehumor:

Hope Depot Slogan Still Applies to Restrooms

Their customer service really goes above and beyond.

God I love reddit.

the-suicide-river:

captain-tiddles:

pinkdiapers:

senor-bizarro:

forfuturereferenceonly:

There is nothing sweet or savory about the rotting carcass of a chicken twisted and crushed with cruelty. There is nothing delicious about bloodmouth carnist food. How does it feel knowing your stomach is a graveyard?

I’m sorry, but you just inadvertently wrote the most METAL description of eating a chicken sandwich in the history of mankind.

MY STOMACH IS A GRAVEYARD

NO LIVING BEING CAN QUENCH MY BLOODTHIRST

I SWALLOW MY ENEMIES WHOLE

ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE KENTUCKY FRIED

KENTUCKY. FRIED. DEATH!

*shredding guitar solo* 

*death growls*

I love Tumblr.

(via tickling-your-man-boobies)

My best friend found this and posted it on her Facebook wall. And now I’m totally losing my shit. 

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I’m not sure which is more hilarious - that they misspelled Al-Jazeera on an official advert, or that they actually had an entire conference about this. 

God I love crazy people.

meme-rage:

Oh snails.http://meme-rage.tumblr.com

Your public service announcement for the day.

meme-rage:

Oh snails.

http://meme-rage.tumblr.com

Your public service announcement for the day.

(via imito)

  • Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
  • Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.