What I do:
What I wish I could do:
At my college Ive seen people who come to class in BDSM gear, Furry outfits,...
inner moroccan in me judging the shit out of anyone who uses mint for anything other than tea
When Oscar Wilde was asked to list his 100 favourite books he said he couldn’t because “I have only written five”.
Don’t forget his famous last words:
“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”
You, I like.
Also “Be yourself, everyone else is taken.”
And “Sometimes I’m so clever I have no idea what i’m saying.”
My best friend found this and posted it on her Facebook wall. And now I’m totally losing my shit.
I’m not sure which is more hilarious - that they misspelled Al-Jazeera on an official advert, or that they actually had an entire conference about this.
God I love crazy people.
I think I may be the only person on earth happy to see the Twinkie die.
Namely, because it’s a cross between high fructose corn syrup and an ass sandwich.